Claw-some Humor: 200+ Purrfectly Hilarious Cat Puns And Jokes

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of hilarious cat puns and jokes! From cheesy one-liners to clever quips, we’ve got all the purrfectly entertaining feline humor you could ever want.

If you’re a cat lover, you know that feline humor is a thing. From cheesy puns to silly jokes, something about cats begs for a good laugh.

There’s no denying that cats have a special place in our hearts. Their adorable antics and playful personalities make them one of the most beloved animals.

It’s no wonder that cat puns and jokes have become so popular – they tap into our love for all things feline and add a humorous twist that we can’t resist!

Whether you’re a proud cat parent, a casual admirer of these fluffy creatures, or just need a good chuckle, you’ve come to the right place. This blog post will explore the wonderful world of clever cat puns, jokes, riddles, and one-liners.

We’ve scoured the internet and compiled a list of some of the funniest and most clever feline humor out there. Whether you are looking for short cat puns, cat name puns, cat food puns, Valentine’s Day cat puns, cat birthday puns, cat Christmas puns, or kitten puns, I’ve got you covered!

So sit back, relax, and get ready to unleash your inner cat comedian!

A Furr-midable Collection of Cat Puns and Jokes To Make You Feline Good!

All kitten aside, cat puns are the best puns.
Good meow-ning!
I’m in paw-session of a wonderful kitten.
Live long and pawsper!
Paws for thought!
That’s hiss-terical!
What do you call a cat in love? A smitten kitten.
What’s a cat’s favourite kind of show? A meowsical.
You’re a cat lover, too? I’m going to whisker you away!
Am I an obsessive cat person? That’s certainly a paw-sibility.
Happy Caturday!
She’s an aristo-cat.
I’m just kitten around!
Look at that meowntain of cat toys.
Press paws and live in the meow.
The cat got confused. She was purr-plexed.

What do you call a cat teacher? A purrfessor.
What’s the best medicine for cat allergies? An anti-hisstamine.
You’re a glamourpuss.
She’s very purr-suasive.
Happy Purr-thday!
I’m so fur-tunate to have such a great cat!
Looking good, feline good!
Purr-cisely!
Why is this cat so small? Because it only drinks condensed milk!
What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? An alley cat.

What’s the worst kind of cat? A cat-astrophe.
You’re fur-midable.
Another cat joke? That’s hiss-terical.
Have a mice day.
I’ve got felines for you.
Meow and furever.
Purrfect!
The weekly shopping list of a typical cat includes: avocatto, biscatti, cappurrcino, focattia, marsh-meow-low, pawpcorn, pawsta, purrito, purrseco, tempurra, and water-meow-on.
What is a cat’s favorite cereal? Mice crispies.
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The re-tail store.

You’re purrfect just the way you are!
Any minute meow!
Here and meow.
If cats could drive, they’d drive Fur-raris.
Meow you doin’?
Purr-haps we can cuddle later.
There’s no doubt about it. Dogs are definitely in-fur-ior to cats.
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse.
Which days of the week do cats love the most? Furrdays and Caturdays.
As good as mew!
How claw-some is this cat food?
I’m a VIP – Very Impawtant Puss!

Meow you’re talking!
Purrhaps!
There’s no doubt about it. My cat is my best fur-end.
What is a cat’s favorite discount? Buy one, get one furry.
Whisker me away!
What do you call a group of cats who love bowling? The Purrfect Strikers!
You look meow-velous!
I’m very pawsessive of my cat.
What kind of kitten works at the hospital? A first-aid kit.
What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter.
What do you call a swimming feline? A catfish.
My cat does not like small spaces. I think he may be clawstrophobic.
Why did the dog let the cat sleep in his dog bed? The cat had a claws in his contract.
What do you call a cat that plays the piano? A meowsician.

Nothing’s impawsible for this cat!
Beclaws I said so!
Cats can be purrtentious at times.
Don’t purrtend you don’t like cats!
Best furiends furever.
How did the lazy kittens do on their school project? The bare meownimum.
I’m pro-cat-stinating.
Meow-zel tov!
Scratch that!
How do French cats say “thank you”? Meow-ci beaucoup.
Why are cats excellent bosses? They have great littership skills.
This guy says he doesn’t like cats. Better call in claw enforcement.
What is a cat’s favorite historical site? The Egyptian purramids.
Why are cats bad storytellers? They only have one tail!

Can I paw-lease have that cat?
How do you like me meow?
It was meant to be – it was kitten in the stars.
My cat can’t read, per se. But he is totally litter-ate.
She’s got cat-itude!
Those two cats seem to really love each other. They should get meow-ied.
What is a cat’s favorite kind of art? Self paw-traits.
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering.
I can tell you have a secret – it’s kitten all over your face!
My favorite Broadway Meow-sical is Cats!
It’s just a fur-mality.
It’s a cat-astrophe!
My cat has quite the purr-sonality!
Simply ap-paw-ling!
Time to snuggle up with my furry friend in our paw-jamas!

What is a cat’s favorite season? Pawtumn.
Why did the cat police officers search the kitten’s house? He had probable claws.
Clawsome!
I don’t play sports, but I am cathletic.
It’s meow or never.
My cat hates to work. She always does the bare mew-nimum.
So fur, so good!
Truly paw-some!
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
Why did the cats ask for a piano? They wanted to make mewsic.
Do your own thing. Don’t be a copycat.
I loaf you!
It’s my cat’s birthday! Time to purr-ty!
My cat is my best fur-end.
Stay paws-itive!
Un-fur-tunately, I’ll be unable to attend.
What is a well-read cat’s favorite book? Of Mice and Men.
Why do cats always win video games? Because they have nine lives.

Don’t fur-get to buy more catnip.
I love my cat the meowst.
It’s paw-ssible!
My cat’s got a great purr-sonality.
Stop fighting! Hiss and make up.
Wait a meowment!
What is every cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby.
Why do cats have minty breath? The use mousewash.
Don’t worry. Be tabby.
I love you, meow and forever.
It’s time for me to tell you a tail about my feline friend.
Oh, paw-lease!
Stop stressing meowt!

What color do cats love the most? Purrple.
What should you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.
Why do cats like to lie on computers? To keep an eye on the mouse.
Enjoy every meowment.
I may be at a bar away from my cat, but I’m drinking a meow-tini.
I’ve got my thinking cat on.
One thing is for sure: I’ll love my cat fur-ever.
That is one cool cat purr-se.
What did the cat say after making a joke? “Just kitten!”
What word do millennial cats overuse? Litter-ally.
Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer cat-alogues.
Feed me right meow!
I think we should get meow-rried someday.
Just hear meowt!
Paint my pawtrait.
That’s a bit radi-claw.

What did the gym coach say to the cat? Have you paid your annual fleas?
What’s a cat’s favorite cereal? Mice crispies.
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs.
Feline fur-end.
I’ll love my cat fur-ever.
Keep up the meow-mentum.
Pawdon me!
That’s a-meow-zing.
What did the husband cat say to his wife on their special day? Happy anni-fur-sery!
What’s a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
Will you meowy me?
Fur real!
I’m a total cat purrson.
Leave my cat alone in the house? I’ve never done that be-fur.
Paw-don me, but are you fur real?!
That’s just paw-ful!
What did the senior cat say to the kitten when she saw him slouching? You need to pay more attention to your pawsture.
What’s a cat’s favorite sports car? A Furrari.
With the right catitude, anything is pawsible!

I’m feline fine.
Let me tell you a tail.
Paw-don me. Do you like cats?
That’s simply clawful!
What do cats like to draw? Self pawtraits.
What’s a cat’s favorite subject? Hiss-tory!

You look fur-miliar. I must have seen you at the cat cafe.
Fur-get about it!
I’m feline sad. I need my cat to make me feel better.
Let’s pawty!
Paw-fect!
That’s claw-fully funny!
What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A mice-cream cone.
What’s a cat’s favorite TV show? Claw and Order.
You’ll go down in hiss-story.

Cat Birthday Puns

Here is a list of some cat-tastic puns to celebrate a birthday. You can write them on a birthday card, send them electronically, or post them on social media. These are the best birthday captions for cat lovers!

Another birthday already? You’re kitten me!
Another birthday?! Not pawsible!
Birthday presents? Meow you’re talking!
Can I purrsuade you to celebrate my birthday with me?
Celebrating mew right meow!
Don’t be late for the paw-ty!
Don’t paws up this opportunity to party!
Enjoy every meowment of the party.
Everything is pawsible as you turn another year older.
Happy birthday to mew!
Happy birthday to one cool cat.
Happy purrthday!
Have a cat-tastic birthday!
Have a pawsitively purrfect birthday!
Have a paw-some birthday!
Have a purrfect day.
Hope your birthday is meow-gical.
I won’t paws up the opportunity to paw-ty.
I’d never furr-get your birthday!
I’m furr-tunate to help celebrate this special day.
Is this party furr real?
It’s my paw-ty, and I’ll meow if I want to.
Last year is hiss-tory, let’s get ready to tear up next year!
Let’s celebrate with meow-tinis!
Let’s dance to the mew-sic!
Let’s get this paw-ty started.
Let’s take a paws to sing happy birthday.
Let’s take birthday pawtraits!
Meow is the time to party!
Paw-ty people in the house!
Thanks furr all the birthday wishes.
That’s a claw-fully nice gift!
That’s a pawesome birthday cake that I can’t wait to get my claws into.
This party has me feline fine.
Turn up the mewsic and let’s get this pawty started!
What a furrtastic party!
Wishing you a paw-some birthday!
You’re how old?! You’ve got to be kitten me.

Cat Name Puns

Step into another dimension of puns as we take famous people’s names and put a feline twist on them in this section dedicated to the hilarious realm of cat name puns!

Amewlia Earhart
Anjelicat Huston
Ben Catfleck
Billy Bobtail Thornton
Bing Clawsby
Brad Kitt
Butch Catsidy
Cat Damon
Cat Efron
Catalie Portman
Catniss Everdeen
Catpurrnicus
Catti LaBelle
Catty Bates
Chuck Pawris
Cindy Clawford
Claude Meownet
Clawdia Schiffer
Cleocatra
Colin Furrth
Corporal Licks
Dolly Purrton
Edgar Allen Paw
Elvis Pussley
Feline Dion
Fleas Witherspoon
Florence and the Meowchine
Furgie
Furnando Alonso
Furrdinand Marcos
Genghis Kat
Hairy Styles
Hannibal Lickter
Harrison Furred
Harry Pawter
Hisston Churchill
H.P. Lovecat
Inigo Monpawya
James Pawnd
Jennifurr Catiston
Jimmy Feline
JK Meowling
John Catams
Jude Paw
Julius Catsar
Katy Purry
Leonardo DiCatrio
Mad Catter
Marcus Pawrelius
Margaret Scratcher
Mariah Hairy
Marie Purrie
Martin Luther Kitten Jr.
Matthew Purry
Meowcauley Culkin
Meowly Cyrus
Mewlius Caesar
Mewoses
Napawleon
Nelly Furtado
Oedipuss
Opurrah Winfrey
Paw Anderson
Paw Dameron
Paw McCatney
Pawl Wesley
Pawtrick Dempsey
Picatso
Puma Purrman
RuPaw
Santa Claws/Santa Paws
Sir Isaac Mewton
Tim Purrton
Tom Pawyer
Veronicat
Will Furrell
William Claw-less
William Howard Cat
William Shakespaw/William Shakespurr
Wolfgang Amadeus Meowzart

Cat Puns In Songs, Books, And Movies

Are you ready to see the titles of your favorite books, films, TV series, and songs get a meow-tastic makeover? In this section, we give famous titles a feline twist with our hilarious cat-themed puns!

Cat-atouille
Caturday Night Fever
Catzilla
Feline Groovy
Downtown Tabby
Good Meowning Vietnam
Harry Catter and the Paw-cerer’s Stone
Hocus Paw-cus
Les Meowserables
Meowsery
Meowby Dick
Mission Impawsible
Pawcahontas
Pawlp Fiction
Pawrence of Arabia
Paws
Pawltergeist
Purranormal Cativity
Purrcy Jackson
Purrfect Days
Purride and Purrejudice
Romeow & Juliet
Star Paws
The Catterpurry Tales
The Devil Wears Paw-da
The Exor-hiss
The Great Catsby
The Little Purrmaid
The Purr-ge
The Sound of Meowsic
The Tell-tail Heart
The Tex-hiss Chain-Paw Meows-acre

Halloween Cat Puns

Halloween is a holiday full of spooky fun and excitement, and what better way to get in the spirit of the season than with some purrfectly meow-velous cat puns?

Happy Meowloween!
Halloween is meow-gical!
This freaks meow-t!
I have a bat catitude!
My cat is pawssessed!
Grim Reapurr
Zombie Apawcalypse
What do you call it when a witches black cat falls off a broomstick? A catastrophe!
Cat O’Lantern
How do cats prepare for Halloween? They carve purr-mpkins.

Hope that your Halloween is purr-fect!
Your Halloween paw-ty is paw-some!
I’m feline spooky right meow!
When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you’re a mouse!
Lucipurr is purr evil!
I have a spooky tail to tell!
Nosfuratu and Count Catula were the most famous vampurrs.

Funny Cat Christmas Puns

Get into the holiday spirit with these hilarious cat-themed puns dedicated to cat Christmas puns. We’ve got all the purr-fect puns to make your Christmas celebrations even more meow-rific!

Meow-ry Christmas!
Kiss me under the meow-stle toe.
Thanks fur the memories.
Christmas Tails
All I want fur Christmas is you!
It’s beginning to look a lot like Catmas.
Santa Claws is coming to town.
Walking in a Whisker Wonderland.
Fur-osty the Snowman
This one’s on the naughty list this year, so no purr-esents.
It’s the meow-st wonder-fur time of the year!
Wishing you all a purr-fect Christmas!
Merry Hiss-mass!
Have a Furry Merry Christmas and a Happy Meow Year!
Feliz Navicat!

There you have it, folks – a purrfect collection of cat puns and jokes to brighten your day!

I hope you’ve enjoyed this journey through the hilarious side of cat humor and maybe even picked up a few new jokes to share with your friends and family.

Remember, laughter is the best medicine, and with cats, the possibilities for comedy are endless. So keep your eyes peeled for more feline fun in the future, and never underestimate the power of a good cat pun. Thanks for reading!

If you want more laughs, check out our puns and jokes below.

Explore More Funny Puns And Jokes

Thanks for stopping by, and I hope you enjoyed this collection of clever cat puns and jokes!

Magda

xoxo

If you enjoyed this post featuring the funniest cat puns, jokes, pick-up lines, riddles, captions, and one-liners, please pin it on Pinterest to help it reach more readers!

***PIN IT***